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S1 E12 Sep 26, 2025

No Episode This Week… But Here’s the Truth

No full episode this week — just a short check-in. Between art fairs, performances, and nonstop work, I needed a breather. But I didn’t want to leave you hanging. So h...

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S1 E11 Sep 20, 2025

Trump’s War on Free Speech & Why Pride Matters 🇺🇸🌈

Trump is openly threatening free speech — from suspending Jimmy Kimmel to suggesting TV licenses be revoked for criticizing him, and even calling Pride flags “domestic...

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S1 E10 Sep 13, 2025

The Episode I Almost Didn’t Post

This episode almost didn’t happen. After the shooting of right-wing provocateur Charlie Kirk, I was consumed with grief, rage, and old trauma — especially watching fri...

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S1 E9 Sep 03, 2025

MAGA vs Pride: Kazoo Protest Turns Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony into Queer Resistance 🎶🌈

Pride, MAGA protests, and a kazoo-fueled Chappell Roan anthem — this week I tackle politics, queer joy, and why our voices still matter.Pride is coming to my small Ten...

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S1 E8 Aug 26, 2025

Trump’s Dictator Obsession (and Why MAGA Loves It)

Trump says people want a dictator — and for MAGA, that’s a selling point, not a threat. Here’s why I almost lost hope this week… and how your calls brought me back.Thi...

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S1 E7 Aug 19, 2025

Ep 7: Can Atheists Be Moral? Do We Need God To Be Good?

In this episode... MORALITY! Do we need to believe in God to have it?  Also ...- Can Donald Trump legally change the way we vote?- Texas's completely unconstitutional ...

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S1 E6 Aug 12, 2025

Ep 6: When Conservatives Say I'm "Triggered"...

In this episode, I confront the “triggered” meme conservatives love to toss around (you know the one ...with the crazy looking lady?) They use it to shame liberals, bu...

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S1 E5 Aug 05, 2025

Ep 5: I Was Promised Godless Orgies! 10 Things That Suck About Being an Atheist

I Was Promised Godless Orgies! Turns out, being an atheist isn’t all wine, orgies, and righteous indignation. In this episode, I count down 10 things that actually suc...

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S1 E4 Jul 29, 2025

EP 4: I Went to an Atheist Convention… and Found Jesus (Sort Of)

I attend my first atheist convention and meet some surprising allies — former Christian Nationalists (including Star Spangled Jesus author April LaJoy) who’ve embraced...

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S1 E3 Jul 23, 2025

Ep. 3 — Trump’s Latest Tantrum, CBS Cancels Colbert… and Apparently, Soccer Is Gay?

Self professed, "gay liberal atheist living in the Bible Belt" Daniel Cartier dives headfirst into another episode of godless wonder, love for humanity (he even loves ...

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S1 E2 Jul 15, 2025

Episode 2 - Hugs from an Atheist, Self Doubt, Donald Trump & Rosie O'Donnell

Self professed, "gay liberal atheist living in the Bible Belt" Daniel Cartier dives headfirst into another episode of godless wonder, love for humanity (he even loves ...

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Recommended Episode S1 E1 Jul 08, 2025

Episode 1 - A Gay, Liberal Atheist From The Bible Belt Says Hello!

SummaryIn the debut episode of There Is No God And We're All Gonna Die, Daniel J. Cartier answers listener voicemails, responds to a hateful preacher’s message, and cl...